Monday, September 26, 2011

Hitler script: vending machine

Other guy: The lawn mower destroyed your favorite vending machine.

Hitler: Thats impossible, its too encrusted in rust for it to even start up.
Are you kidding me?????
All those years where i tried to mow the lawn.......
Just the other day i invited the generals over for tea and they remarked that
they couldn't find the front door as my yard had become a forest.

This cannot be happening......

Come up with a better excuse and fetch me my damn coke!!!!!

MY COKE!!!!MY COKE!!!!MY COOOOKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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